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And he beheld two Hebrews fighting wih each other, and he said to them "Cut the rumpus or I'll moida the both of yah! " And Curly said, "That one." And Larry said, "So how do I know which one is my right hand? " And he fell to the ground and spun his body wildly in a circle. Off they head into the Serengeti nature preserve while the National Geographic photographers snap photographs of little Izzy and the guests. Herman walks up the line of elephants, reassuring the guests. The first person off the shuttle was the grandma, and the reporters asked, "How was the service? They then decided to hire a butler and they went to London, England. For if any fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him [that is] alone when he falleth; for [he hath] not another to help him up. And the Egg was burst asunder, was shattered into pieces as numerous as the stars, yea all the stars, that men seeth when they glance unto the heavens." 7 And the offender, a squat man with a high voice, said, "You don't scare me! " 8 And Moses grabbed his tongue, and he twisted it, and he pulled him several yards by it. " and the three Hebrews began saluting each other vigorously. " and they did, and He continued, "Now go and gather the elders of Israel together, and say to them, `The Lord has appeared to us, saying He will bring you out of Egypt and into the land of Canaan - a land overflowing with sweets! 12 And Moses and Larry lifted him and shook him and the staff fell to the ground. But soon the entourage comes to a complete stop in the middle of the grasslands. As he nears the front of the safari, he meets the caterer who is coming in the opposite direction. They found the perfect butler and brought him back to the U. The next day, they instructed the butler to set up the dining room table for four, that they were inviting the Cohens over for dinner, and they will be going out for the day. And he did send a blast upon him and he did fall from his place. The did the Egg speak, and he did say: I wot not whist I am nor whence I came.Your choice becomes upholstered cardboard (also known as kosher pizza), pseudo-Chinese, or triple-bypass deli sandwiches on rye (with added cholesterol and a pickle on the side) 2. I told you not to play in the house with that sling! 2 And the sons of Israel were fruitful, and increased greatly, and became exceedingly mighty. "The planes will then land in Nairobi where the guests will be met by an entourage of elephants who will carry them on a safari throught the great Serengeti preserve while three acclaimed photographers from the National Geographic snap pictures of your son and the guests with the exotic wildlife as a cherished momentos of the occassion." Herman is duly impressed and agrees that this will be a truly fine celebration for little Izzy. " The Beatles New Release: The Jewish Album Can`t Buy me Guilt Roll Over Maimonides We Can Kvetch it Out I Am the Bibi Eleanor Rigby-Cohen Lucy In The Shul With Derma Obla Oy, Obla Vey, Life Goes On We All Live in a Yellow Matzaball You Say It`s Your Bar-Mitzva, It`s My Bar Mitzvah Too Can't Buy Me Kishka This Goy Sgt. Think of all the foreign guests who are here." Ben-Gurion replies, "But Winston Churchill gave me his permission." "What do you mean Winston Churchill gave you permission, he's not even here! Ben-Gurion answers with a smile, "Well, when I last visited London, Churchill said to me, 'Mr.Men - your bald spot will always be covered Women - you can have your hair done and it doesn't even have to be on your head 1. 3 So Pharaoh commanded his people to throw every newborn son into the Nile. " And the Lord said, "Throw it on the ground." And Larry threw it on the ground and it bounced up and hit Moses on the head and stuck in his nose. Come the night before the Bar Mitzvah, everyone arrives at the Plaza. Pilpul's Lonely Klezmer Band All You Need Is Lev The Shul on the Hill Your Mother Should Only Know If I Kvell Informal US-Israeli-Palestinian Talks As heard on NPR: During the recent summit, Clinton wanted to make the the meeting friendly and informal. Prime Minister, in Israel you may dress that way, but not in London! Snoop Bibi Bib Bible in 40 Words G-d made Adam bit None stayed Noah built Abraham split Isaac fooled Jacob loved Joseph ruled Bush talked Moses balked Pharaoh plagued People walked Sea divided Tablets guided Promise landed Solomon judged Saul freaked David peeked Prophets warned G-d remained.We use cookies to give you the best browsing experience and to help us understand how you use our site.Cookies are small snippets of data stored on your computer and some have already been set. The Israelis said they would like to exchange three generals for three generals. With each suggestion, Herman shrugs and asks, "But can't you come up with something more unusual for my little Isadore?

Thou shalt not take the name of Ad-nai thy G-d in vain without the express written consent of Ad-nai thy G-d. In case of renewed fighting, Clinton guaranteed a room at the Gaza Hilton until Hillary cools down. ] [ You like to receive credit for your work, and so do we. So, I'm afraid if you didn't go before you came then you're not going to enjoy yourself very much, but then, I believe that's the general idea. Ah, yes, I must remember - I've got some strips to tear off you bastards later. But their cousin Bruce's Bar Mitzvah was a must or Mama Teitlebaum would never forgive them. " boasted the proud mama, "Epstein works only in halvah! So, his mother tells me he wants RAM for his computer as a gift.For one entire day every week you cannot be reached by phone, cellular, pager or E-mail Top Ten Sayings of Biblical Mothers Samson! 4 And one day Pharaoh's daughter found a basket containing a child among the reeds of the river. 5 And the Lord said to Larry, "Now, what is that in your hand? 9 And Moses pulled the staff from his nose, and Larry said, "I didn't mean it, Moses! " 10 And Moses said, "Of course you didn't", and hit him on the head with the staff. The freshly polished limosines are all lined up to take the guests to the synagog. There is another Bar Mitzvah ahead of us." A Lunar Bar Mitzvah A rich man wanted the most spectacular Bar Mitzvah ever for his son. So he started by informing Arafat & Nitanyahu that they would be calling others by first names. '" The Butler's Mistake This Jewish couple won million on the lottery. Baseball in the Bible Baseball is talked about a great deal in the Bible: In the big inning G-d created the Heavens and the Earth. The Americans agreed, stating they wanted an IDF General to teach tactics, an armor General to teach desert warfare, and a Mossad General to teach espionage. The Rav whispers to the nearest man Yaakov, "Please get three chairs for my reform friends in the back." Yaakov is hard of hearing so he leaned closer and said, "I beg your pardon Rav? " "Well," asks the caterer, "is there anything in particular that your son really likes? The Israeli Ambassador replies, "Sir the Ten Commandments say 'Thou Shall Not Murder'." The Swede responds "I am sure it is kill". It was Moses who led the Jews out of slavery in Egypt and into the desert where he gave them the Ten Commandments. " -- is no longer in effect.) Extremely Reform Jews maintain that they were not really "Commandments" at all but just "Suggestions," and that Moses looked very dehydrated when he delivered them. I am the L-rd thy G-d and thou shalt have not too many other gods besides me. Some of you will spend a decade in heaven and we're having some angels down here. Extremely Reform Charitable Organizations: The Extremely Reform Boy Scouts of America (No camping required) The Extremely Reform Anti-Defamation League (Deals with very mild ethnic slurs) The Law of Conservation of Jewish Behavior: This Extremely Reform principle, adapted from Newtonian physics, provides that "for each and every Jewish act, there is an equal and opposite non-Jewish act." Thus, if you do a small kindness for someone less fortunate than you, you are permitted to eat a shrimp cocktail. When it came time to hand out the gifts, to the young lad, he received the usual Kiddush Cup, and Bible, from the congregation. He said, "You have received many gifts today, many treasures of judiasm in book form, that will enrich your life, and make it, holy, in the eyes of Hashem..now for my own special gift to you", with that he pulled out an UMBRELLA, from behind the lecturn, and told the boy, who had become a man, in the previous half hour, "I present you this umbrella, because, I WANT TO GIVE YOU A GIFT THAT AT LEAST I KNOW YOU WILL OPEN! A friend of mine says, "a shofar, what will a 13 year-old do with that? Get him a fountain pen, or an id bracelet." So what do you think happens? The Swede asks him how the Israeli's can be so violent and aggressive when the Ten Commandments say "Thou Shall Not Kill". Any use of the name of Ad-nai thy G-d without the express written consent of Ad-nai thy G-d is unauthorized and illegal and shall be punished by Ad-nai thy G-d. Remember the Sabbath, thy squash game and thy other appointments. Alright now, one final thing - we're trying to implement some sort of exchange scheme with the God, or Cliff as we know him. in a trailer park tells The National Enquirer that he was abducted by aliens Extremely Reform Jews ask, "Do I really have to believe in G-d? Without G-d, your donations might not be tax deductible. " And pointing to a small round table topped with a life-sized sculpture of the Bar Mitzvah boy made of chopped liver, she asked, "And what do you think of the gorgeous statue of my Bruce? In a voice dripping with sarcasm, he snarled, "Why, I've never seen anything to equal it. He performed his Bar Mitzvah, and rose to the occasion as best he could, with the minimal lack of preparation. Keeping somewhat with the ram theme, I decide to get him a shofar.

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